kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

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wintersoldier-iscoming:

when someone mentions marvel

image

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holmesandtheroman:

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

heridia:

ikantenggelem:

Disney x Marvel -source-

One does not simply handle the awesomeness of jack sparrow and loki in the same pic

*heavy breathing in regards to everything about this post*

CAN I GET A HECK YEAH

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alchemic-fallen-angel:

howell-lester-phanfics:

torchwood-teaboy:

……..

I was not expecting that.

im legit crying
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ukontentowana:

I’m checking the official programme of the volley championship and there are informations about participants and the pictures of teams, where on most of them they looks like this:
Extremely official (hosts):
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Professional team:
image
Postcard material:
image
And then there is Germany:
image

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bowtiesandbatman:

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

Every bit of this is gold. Headcanon accepted

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kirishimakantai:

ftth:

初心者向け

How censoring in hentai works?

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rogersbarnes:

 (via)

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bagelthins:

the thing with shouting obscenities in public is that people by nature are curious so a lot of people regardless of gender will turn and look!!! by this logic if you yell “sexist asshole!” in a public place then 15 men such as yourself will turn as well

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Ooh ooh baby
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Na na na na

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hemlockandharmony:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.

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THE HOBBIT CAST - APPENDICES

The dwarves (and a hobbit) being adorable behind the scenes.

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